Funny Thoughts and What I came home to....

I saw these random and funny thoughts on another blog that I read. I thought I would add a few of my own and share them with you. ALSO, at the bottom of this post you will see what I came home to today! YEAH ADAM!!

-Nothing stinks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

-I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

-Do you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and it wouldn't work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically fix the problem. Every kid in America did that, but how did we all know how to fix the problem? There was no Internet or message boards or FAQ's. We just figured it out. Today's kids are soft.

-I think everyone has a movie that they love so much, it actually becomes stressful to watch it with other people. I'll end up wasting 90 minutes shiftily glancing around to confirm that everyone's laughing at the right parts, then making sure I laugh just a little bit harder (and a millisecond earlier) just to prove that I'm still the only one who really, really gets it.

-How the heck are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

-I would rather try to carry 12 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.

- How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?

- I find it hard to believe there are actually people who get in the shower first and THEN turn on the water and people who get in the shower on the end where the water faucet is....that's all just strange.

-Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go around and say their name and where they are from, I get so incredibly nervous? Like I know my name, I know where I'm from, this shouldn't be a problem....

-You never know when it will strike, but I believe that there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything productive for the rest of the day.

-Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don't want to have to restart my collection all over again.

-I like all of the music in my iTunes, except when it's on shuffle,then I like about one in every fifteen songs.

-Even if I knew your social security number, I wouldn't know what do to with it.

-I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

-Why is it that I always forget to use my twelve reusable grocery bags?

Do you guys have any fun random thoughts of your own?

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